"Nova lox on a garlic bagel is heaven."
"Great place! You'll walk out without any cuts! I feel like a million bucks"
"There is no such thing as a bad bartender here. Such a great establishment!"
"To the Asian cashier: a black and white mocha is the same as a zebra mocha. If you repeat "zebra" back to me condescendingly, I'm going to repeat "black and white" back to you in the same manner."
"Happy Hour sun-tues 3p-close and weds-sat 3-7p. Lounge night specials weds-sat 7-close. Close at 2 am every night, last call for food and drinks at 1:30 am."
"Stephanie the bartender is awesome. Ask for her for excellent service!"