"This isn't Chucky Cheese, so if you insist on bringing your young children, be a considerate human being to both staff and other patrons and make sure that they're well-behaved."
"So good! Great price! Mini tacos are good, but you get more bang for your buck w/ate full sized ones."
"Get the handmade ice cream! Worth every calorie :-)"
"Surprisingly stellar music :-)"
"Feel like I'm waiting for an iphone5 instead of cough meds"
"Try mixing the pesto and red sauce - soooooo good!"