"The cat gives your ankles attack hugs. It's adorable and usually claw free, but try not to kick him! Also, drink bud lite."
"I have found hell on earth, and it is Senior Frogs. Also, my margarita resembles a penis."
"Middle of the road quality. I was hoping for less generic food/beer, but on the upside, they do have a gluten free menu and even carry Omission gluten free beer!"
"If Grandma Sue is your server, you're in for a treat :)"
"I came here off a groupon. Andrea did a great job, and I'm definitely coming back!"
"The dinner's really good, though overpriced. The Bfast has potential, but stay away. It was cold, and the server had no idea what "gluten free" meant."