Jessica Scott

"Don't steal our wiimotes!"

"Extra Funky all the way. It's a god damn double rainbow of a sandwich."

"I always get the same thing here -- Lamb Lawand -- but I'm never dissapointed."

"Always ask what the special margaritas are."

"If you come here enough (and are boring and always order the same beer), Adam will have it ready for you right after you sit down. Try the honey-hots!"