"AVOID THIS PLACE. I GOT TERRIBLE FOOD POISONING FROM HERE !!!!! YOU'RE SAFER GOING TO KING SOOPERS"
"If you're lucky enough, the all you can eat Sarah Bacon is a delicious entree for breakfast...or a late night feast"
"Come for a beer leave with a black eye...or a new bullet wound....or maybe you just want to get beat down by 20 people, at this place it will happen..."
"Trombone Shorty killed it, the other bands were disappointing..."
"Don't forget your wallet..."
"If she made it, you better eat it...it's always good"