"Who was the idiot who couldn't capitalize the proper noun when they added this venue? Seriously?!"
"This Shane Lee person looks an awful lot a dog ... A cute dog though. Love you Shane!"
"Thanks for picking up corn and asparagus, Shabana!!"
"Ask for Julianna, she is an awesome stylist!!! Best I've been to in years."
"Christina and Chad are amazing!!!"
"Don't slam the bathroom door!! And yes, that's puke on the carpet by the lamp."