"we were kicked out cuz it was on fire last time but it's still here so I'll try it again"
"Where do I start all the employees either smoke a pack a day or are rude as hell. It seems all the rude ones are in charge of guest relation"
"Katy, friendly waitress takes really good care of you. Q T pie."
"50th birthday tip him well!"
"Slowest service ever! The girl walked out to chill with her man in the car while I wait for my food, are you f-ing for real?"