""You can't shut my mouth""
"High life is two dollars and its the only bar left in the u district that isn't full of frat dudes and hoes. Its awesome."
"Watch out for the "boob situation.""
"I literally had juice dripping down my face from the lamb burger. Get the lamb burger."
"Come for the beer, stay until he throws his remote through his tv!"
"Suffed anything is great!"