Jeremiah Jenc

"My friend Sammy says the best sheep to bang come from here. So if you're into that sort of thing you've come to the right place."

"Paul and Erik are awesome bartenders and the Grand Marnier is especially good here"

"Its like stepping into an episode of The Sopranos. Best Italian sausage in the city."

"I don't think the residents of Kansas City have ever had real Chili. Unseasoned ground beef on noodles is not chili"

"Always a friendly face. And they have the only late night food. Except for Chilis. My friend Kurt and Angela love Chilis. I need"

"Sleep on your back, keep your mouth closed and breath through your nose to avoid being raped"