Jeremiah Jimenez

"hang out outside."

"don't go here. the people look hardcore, but they're not, they're posers."

"This is the most awesome place to go to. go upstairs and chill. where sleeves."

"don't go to this bar. they cut us off. just don't get too rowdy in there. don't hump pool tables. don't kick and punch the air to GG Allin. Lesson learned. Amy Winehouse works there."

"the bartenders at the library are actually librarians. joking. but there are books. don't bother reading. just get drunk upstairs or down."

"get gas and get out. it's nice in there though."