"Make sure you have lots of time if you want to try the various meats. Was there for an hour and a half and didn't get to try everything. Also bring a fly swatted- you will need it!"
"3D sucks! Why pay more when 2D is much better?"
"My glasses fog up as soon as I step inside. Wish they would bring back the Jones Bones!"
"Go Stars! I80 beat down"
"FAIL! Ice cream machine is broken. It's what is advertised on the sign outside."