Jens Heig

"Drake is gay and will try to grab you junk. Watch out!"

"If you have the guys over for a party watch out for Drake, he'll try to kiss your guests."

"Keep your butthole closed, drake might try to put his finger up there."

"Get the pumpkin curry. If you leave disappointed, you're insane"

"Drake is really, really gay. He often tries to kiss boys, and I've heard that he likes getting pounded in the butt until he bleeds. He's one queer dude."