Jenny Page

"Hope the need to pee is greater than the need to not blow out a tire. Pothole city!"

"Try a Porter!"

"Highly unusual menu being that this is an authentic Chinese restaurant, but that's no excuse for greasy, bland dishes, rubbery mushrooms, and bits of bone in my food. Plus terrible service and dirty."

"Delicious and locally-owned. Try the beef brisket, it's soooo good."

"The entrance looks like an exit, and the exit looks like an entrance. Retarded"

"$2.00 margs and all you can eat tacos for $7.99 on Tuesdays!"