"Great food, great beer, horrible service on the bar side."
"Get your eyebrows waxed here. These ladies don't mess around. I was in and out in 5 minutes. They plucked the edges and trimmed with scissors. Best wax I've EVER had and it only cost $10! Tip well, t"
"Don't be scared, everyone's a winner at the Mecca! Come visit me all week and order a sex on the tundra or a caribou fart."
"Lena has Chinese broccolifor a limited time. Add it to any dish."
"8am to 5am - interesting find"