"Don't forget the pedicabs when your feet hurt from walking on the weekends"
"Love that the tent was only open during CWS but people are still checking into it"
"This place belongs to the cat. Humans like to serve him"
"Great cheap name brand clothing. Just be sure to look everything over for flaws"
"Don't leave anything in your car. They like to smash windows and steal your stuff"
"They use the original hem on jeans"