"slowest staff/service ever!"
"Get the hollandaise sauce, it's amazing! Oh, and also get the freshly squeezed OJ, it's to die for!!!"
"try the ruben. so good!"
"Make sure you get the waiter that looks a lil bit like Chris Klein, he's cute, and nice!"
"Make sure u get Jack as your server! very cute and friendly!"
"after waiting half an hour for NOBODY to come, I quickly realized I must be here for a job interview, seeing as how I had to wait my own table, get napkins and clean off the stickiness from my table!"