"Their customer service and selection are fantastic! I found the perfect wedding ring to match my very unique engagement ring and got a discount on a discount! My fiancé and I will definitely be back!"
"The people here know what they are talking about and love animals. I come here for all of my dog/cat/turtle needs!"
"Every fifth eyebrow wax is free! They track them or you. No punch card to remember or lose in the bottom of your purse."
"Tempura battered deep fried zucchini is AMAZING!!"
"Watch out for the "Woo Girls". They're swarming before sundown now."
"The mayor here is fabled to possess unrivaled beauty & charm. It has been said that her presence is like a warm summer breeze and her laugh can brighten the darkest skies. I hope I get to meet her."