"Great service with a smile!"
"All the people that work here are so very nice!"
"All of these chicks are on their periods! Rude rude rude sharpie eyebrows and all. It's like walking into a Walmart on Cinco de miyo."
"Just read all the complaints about it smelling..went downstairs it smells like an old stale tortilla chip that's stuck in a hookers vagina!"
"Spend a bit extra on your room elsewhere. Didn't buy the negative reviews until I stayed her the second time. Totally let us down!"