"When the cat asks you to play Rat, wear those gloves that raptor handlers use. Oh and make sure JC pulls your pint!"
"The service is horrible here. Bartenders are complete jerks!"
"Screwdriver set you back 8 bucks! Wait is too longhand the food bland! Bleh!!!!"
"Even the Cupie's are dressed!!!"
"Burger Dip with bacon and tator tots. Muy bien!!!"