Jello Jeff

"Worst fast food restaurant on earth. I don't know why I keep coming back here. Misery, pure misery."

"It's a no e place to wander around aimlessly if you really don't want to go home"

"Try the lasers!"

"The Shell gas station across the street won't let you use pay at the pump. Come here instead"

"I poop here a lot"

"Turn left!"