Jeffrey Ries

"Opa burger is awesome. I will be back."

"Don't let them talk you into new rims for 'corrosion'. They do that to everyone."

"Somebody should really empty the dishwasher."

"My wife and I always play a game where we see if we can leave the store with buying less than a hundred dollars worth of merchandise. Try it, it's difficult."

"Stay away from the passion room (1 booth). I think they call it that because it is cramped, hot and sweaty."

"Try the Border Sampler (appetizer) as a meal - big and awesome"