"If you're an adult, come to Dick Aylor's Sunday School class each Sunday at 9:45am. Best adult class I've been in in my life."
"Try the baked goat cheese. If you finish the lasagna in 8 minutes, it's free along with a salad and dessert."
"Try a large plate of salvation with a side of faithful service"
"Always add a fried egg and bacon to the burger. mmmm..."