"Three words: Fat Kid Candy."
"Great place for all your home agricultural needs. Talk to Bev; she's a gem and treasure trove of useful knowledge!"
"Wow, another diamond in the rough in the Tri-cities! They've got four (five?) regulation-sized pool tables in excellent condition, the bar cues are some of the best with I've played, and $9 pitchers!"
"Bluegrass Pickin' Party is phenomenal. Every Tuesday, starting at 8p"
"One can't traverse terminals without going through security again, making this a terrible airport through which to connect. Don't do it! (Or just make SFO your final destination... (-: )"