"One of the best cheeseburgers I've ever eaten. I don't feel as though I could- or need to say more."
"Sit in a wingback chair, pretend to smoke a pipe, and imagine you're studying something more important than it really is."
"EAT A FRITA. Oh, unless they up the amount of conch in the conch fritters, you can probably skip them, but the fries are killer, as is the soda, the batidos, and the churros (they're vaguely orangey.)"
"Eat all of the things. Especially the duck gravy poutine. Oh, and swap out the gin for rye in the GGGinger. Get whatever ice cream they have."
"Just imagine this tip is a drool stain. This place is amazing."
"It looks like something out of a movie scene set in a collegiate library. Also, they frown on you dancing through the place, no matter how quiet you are about it."