"There's more elbow room if you just pee in the sink and skip the bathroom"
"This whisky guppie is delicious. *drinks* Ill have another.....gragrhkrrrghhhhargghfff. I love you"
"Try the Guinness and then wash that down with another 4 Guinness"
"Limmer rules the bar tip him well"
"Secret menu available? Do you know it?"