"You cannot order a beer with your food if you are ordering to go, unless you chug it down prior to leaving!"
"The 3 cheese mac n cheese w/ truffle crumbs is great! Forewarning it is a bit spicy"
"The crew will clean the floor with nasty dirty water even if you're sitting down eating. The stench is disgusting."
"No trip back home is complete without a pizza slice from here!"
"They have a great drink menu here, but no trip here is complete without having a Shark Bite!"