"Shop at a different chain you won't have to go store to store trying to find what you want!"
"Cosmo is totally a hottie!! =]"
"Are you a government employee? Don't forget to ask how to sign up for your 15% discount!!!"
"They need to provide mandatory classes on HYGIENE! Idaho dudes stink! Here's a few tips: Shower! Deodorant! Wash your clothes!"
"Grab a table in the bar and keep an eye on the HD portraits ;)"