Jay Winfrey

"Come see Jay on Sunday for the super awesome deal! A can of PBR and a shot of Jager for $5. Just say PBJ..."

"Please tell the ants to leave the tub."

"Duck soup. Pho-like broth with a quarter of a duck and dumplings...oh yeah."

"Corned beef hash and wolfpack omelette. When they have ice cream, the floats are nice. Also try the eggs Benedict."

"Small Caesar and rolatini. Gahhhh!!!"