"Great buffet, awesome comfy beds a gym and 42inch tvs in every room?! Pretty much heaven!"
"Beware of the stinky old fat men that don't wipe up their disgusting fat juices!"
"Never leave without a smile"
"Inna and Jenna do a wonderful job and good prices as well!"
"Try the fruity pebble truffles ;)"
"Beware of the charming boy at the window :)"