"Great deals on Vietnamese imports"
"Tire shop that is open Sundays too"
"Great kickball game. Cleats make all the difference!"
"The phone on the wall near the end of the tunnel is a direct line to dispatch :)"
"Great Stumptown French press waiting for you in an air pot and plenty of Secret Aardvark Sauce for your sandwich :)"
"Cool pinhole art on the pillars in the front lobby!"