Jasper Schriber

"The douche-bag index is very low on Sunday night..."

"Great staff an awesome deals. The place to go if you care about gear."

"Fry bread. Eat it!"

"Guitar center is a great place to hear endless awful shredding from teenage metal heads."

"A great parking lot to get your car hit in."

"To catch a mouse use an empty paper towel tube and hang it over the edge of the counter with bait at the unsupported end. Place a trashcan under it and wait!"