"The decaf breve macchiato was ok. I had to go through the "real machiatto or starbucks" dance though, and I had to remind them about the breve part, and then they forgot to make idecaf."
"The squid kebobs are delicious, and the Greek salad is pretty good too."
"Don't let them tell you that one person can finish the Copenhagen Plate by himself! It's best shared between two people."