"Also. The staff is really pretty ;)"
"Haters gonna hate cuz they usually suck at life. This place is rad!"
"Don't be a jackass and hold up the line!"
"Get a clue. Don't be dumb!"
"Too hot? Use the pull chain shower!"
"The staff actually ISN'T useless. Everyone that works here has multiple duties, so sorry if you can't be waited on hand and foot!"