"Laurelwood Brewing Co charges a $2 up charge for a hashbrown substitute of tomato slices. Give me a friggin break."
"Try to arrive before the second bell."
"Chemex. Do it. Beautiful."
"This stop needs a trash can."
"Great company and lots of laughs to be found here. Add to that a cheap corkage fee on bring-your-own-spirits. You can't miss at MASThaus!!"
"Buffalo chicken salad sub Raspberry Habanero. Use the knife - cut, chop, mix. Then eat."