Jason K.

"The lawn care service here has really taken a dive"

"Calzones aren't bad, and the lunch specials are reasonably priced"

"Good times, but try to remember, it's a 7 mile obstacle course run, not a stroll through the park"

"Mmmm, calzone with grilled chicken and pineapple is awesome, save yourself the tummy ache and box up the second half for leftovers"

"C17's should not be practicing parallel parking while other aircraft are around"

"Get your showering done by 1000 or Big C gonna get on ya"