Jason Bogard

"Check the dumpsters for very used computer, network and other electronic equipment. You could probably get 10 cents a pound for it."

"Avocado Salad is awesome, so's the double granola cookie sandwich."

"It isn't a smoking hole in the ground any longer, and UBL is dead. It is the World Trade Center. Stop calling it "Ground Zero" already."

"Delirium on tap, staff is great"

"Come for the food, stay for the almost-olympic sized pool. Everyone leaves happy after visiting Plush Daddy's Eatwell Luxury Palace!"