"Great food and great service."
"I had the fajitas (beef) and was not impressed."
"Cars are broken into here all the time. Hide all your shit. In my case they broke the window anyway."
"Their guest wifi somehow is making my phone think I'm in the UK, which is now not permitting my WatchESPN app to work properly and thus fucking me outta being able to watch the World Cup."
"Jonathan always takes good care of us."