Jason

"I wish Walmart played Slayer over the loud speakers and you had to fight to the death for each item."

"This game is so one-sided that it should have a brazzers logo on the lower right side of the screen."

"Whenever I have to fly thru Detroit, I like to pretend that its eastern block europe circa 1972 and then it seems awesome and futuristic."

"People who wear pajamas to the airport are the same people who still haven't figured out their Starbucks order yet... Do not engage them."

""I hate carrying change." ~98% of all Starbucks tips"

"Everyone in this city seems to own either a bike or a stroller."