"The huevos rancheros breakfast plate is HUGE and delicious. Also, only six bucks."
"Lunch specials are delicious and cheap. Anyone who says this isn't the best, friendliest Mexican place in town is being paid to lie."
"The fish tacos here are freaking amazing."
"Look out the lawbrary windows at all the happy students who did not choose to suffer in law school. Look at them smiling, in a way you never will again. Isn't that nice."
"Great place to run or walk a dog, but gets super muddy during rainy weather."