"This place is awful! They were so unhelpful and the staff was rude, rude, rude."
"Try the drugs, they're delicious!"
"Amazing! The girl who runs the customer service was super helpful and deserves a raise."
"A great HEB in a convenient location. If you don't like Mexicans 1. that's your problem, 2. get out of East Austin, 3. get out of Texas."
"If you aren't getting the creme brûlée, you are cheating yourself."