"Add a venue that already exists but spell it all wrong."
"try to make it 10 steps without bumping into 5 hipsters. nerwvermind, don't even try,"
"ask Hani for joekrill.com's tab"
"play golden tee w/ marco, whoever wins buys the round"
"have the beer and shot special... no make it a double shot"
"phils win phils win phils win!"