"Don't rush off the plane to pick up your checked bag. It always takes at least 30 minutes to pick it up!"
"Service is incredibly slow for a Sunday afternoon!"
"Sub par at best. Similar food executed better at Cancun II on 6th St. SW!"
"Paper-thin walls make your neighbors' sex groans audible, even when you have the TV on!"
"Free admission Monday-Saturday, $2.00 on Sunday. Stay out of the lake and avoid the brain-melting amoeba that crawls up your nose!"