Jane Johnson

"If you want a bigger scoop of something on your burrito, just ask!"

"Best place to study beating out Stella's and St. Marks. The baristas are friendly. The lighting is just right and the beverages are tasty! This was practically my home in grad school."

"Get the Helldorado... fuck the judgy turds that are too cool for a giant drink in a massive martini glass with ridiculously long straws. That shit is fun."

"The flight to Austin is always a full one. Make sure you set a reminder on your phone to check in for your flight right on time."

"Something wild always happens here late at night. Be prepared for shenanigans if you're camping."

"Are you a local? Get familiar with "the short tour." Ask what that is when you check-in at the front and ye shall be rewarded."