Jane Doe

"This terminal is equivalent to being put in time out."

"You are lucky if your flight leaves out of gates C11-C21. There is a Pinkberry!"

"This is the worst section if you are hungry. Rinky dink snack shops only."

"This train is located at the earths core"

"The shrimp scampi & spinach pizza is great!"

"Get the hot apple cider!"