"Get a table in the front window for some of the only soccer writing in Chicago."
"Buy Mayor Stan a drink. Whisky."
"Depressing and awful. We wanted to like it but just couldnt."
"The BBQ is great. Brisket is very solid and ribs are superb. But try the BLT: it's not what you expect and is superb. Also, ask for the mayor. He's usually about."
"Avoid the guy in big black glasses at the end of the bar. He just talks about soccer. Like, all the time!"