"Pizza was pathetic. (think Kraft dellissio). Fungi linguini honestly tasted like cream of mushroom soup. Cool decor. Obnoxious and douchy crowd."
"Very clean and excellent food. I think I might like this place better than Golden Turtle! I'm impressed!"
"Service is horrendous, food was good. Put more money in the parking meter, 'cause it's gonna take way longer than you think."
"This place is gross. Worst food ever."