"4 Star Hotel? I ask for an iron and firstly asked to come to reception to get it... When they finally bring it to you after my protest actually it is literally just an iron.. You must make board."
"Great views of the beach but beds are painfully uncomfortable"
"The only swimming pool in London thats never full."
"Chicken Caesar salad is amazing... Can't be healthy."
"Great place to watch the football in comfort and read the weekend papers"