"Don't miss the charcuterie, country ham flatbread, tagliatelle, braised short ribs and the fried chicken when they're on the menu."
"Interesting fashion choices..."
"Try the bacon bar. Do it. Heavenly."
"Wifi: TurtleTime - just ask for the code."
"Favorite lunch spot in Rio. Make sure to order the pineapple/mint/chlorophyll juice and grilled heart of palm. Everything is excellent!"
"Balsan is a real treat!"