"If the owner is there for Sunday football just leave and go somewhere else. The old lady doesnt know how to use a cable box."
"The Thor's Hammer should just be a permanent selection. Its an amazing beer."
"Enjoy a beer with your cut."
"Watch out for the sassy Boise transplant that hangs out here. Shes got a mouth like a sailor and a drinking habit to match."
"Severely understaffed for a Sunday afternoon. Only one person on the floor to help and a long checkout line."