"For easy parking turn onto Camrose and tell the Hwood Bowl rent-a-cop that you're headed to Yamashiro."
"Read the plaque at the bottom of the steps. Laurel and Hardy whooray!"
"You can bring your small dog"
"Get the lamb whenever you can. Lamb burger too. They do a brown rice and veggies sautee if you ask nicely."
"The staff is the best. Get a cookie!"